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Exam Time Thursday, Jun. 19, 2003, 12:25 p.m.
QUESTION: Why do I feel like I'm still going to high school?
WHAT I LEARNED: Exams always stink.
This is the end of the school year for the kids. It is stressful because they are going/have recently gone through finals and there is still a lot of last minute studying happening. To benefit this cause, I have thought of a few changes around the house that would support this academic effort:
- Deactivate all media in the house including TVs, VCR/DVD players, Playstations and all variations thereof, and those little Game Boys too
- Destroy all water balloons (especially those with pinprick holes that get squirted at me and other household members as a hilarious prank by a certain soon-to-be-14-year old kid, who can�t be sent home because he lives here
- Unplug the phones, confiscate cell phones, and take the batteries out of those walkie-talkies
- Uninstall AOL, IM, and all games on home computers until successful completion of exams has been demonstrated
- Shut lights off by 11 and no exceptions (and no flashlights)
- Stash all forms of transportation in an offsite garage including: cars, skate boards, scooters, and bikes
- Throw away all broken pencils, dry pens, and empty wide-lined (not college-lined) notebook paper wrappers
- find all missing-in-action study guides, text books, and notebooks necessary to actually study
During exams I would like to see a different house emerge � a more exam-friendly, student-supportive, academically-inclined homestead. Here�s my finals week perfect home:
- Mozart and other calming music or environmental sounds wafting through the house
- Water only used for showers, dishes, laundry, and not for tossing at other people
- All phones free so I can finally call my friends back without interruption while diligent studying is occurring all around me
- No game noises of any kind permeating the atmosphere
- Supplies and materials like pencils, paper, notes, and books, actually available at the point studying begins
- Rested kids, rested self
- Successful test-taking that is not reported back with sentences that start with phrases like � Everybody did bad so actually or The teacher refused to grade on a curve or else I would have had or I knew everything so I don�t know how I got
And at the end of this dream � tolerable report cards for all parties and summer in all its glory spread out before us.
DETAILS: Coffee: just tea today + Listening to: kids banging around in the kitchen Observing: perpetual sleep-over guests + Thinking: Should I adopt these kids? + Weather: rain and sun taking turns
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