Comments to Alice in Suburbia:

Christopias Spritopher - 2004-11-16 23:45:19
What a load of crap! I am glad you lived. Good lord. Maybe it was just Big Bird. He pooped on my car the other day, what a wreck.
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opalanne - 2004-11-17 00:16:44
Does he vacuum the interior, too? If he does, you have got a treasure in that one! ;) I absolutely hate washing and vacuuming the car! But hey, at least it was your car that got bombed - where I work you have to walk too and from one building to the next VERY quickly, because the birds that nest on the ledge of the buildings just love to "bomb" us as we walk to and fro. If we're lucky someone will tell us when we are sporting a little whitewash on our backs, which is definitely better than having it somewhere else. Now, doesn't that just make you even more thankful for your place of employment? Just one more reason my job is the - um - errr - (poops?)!
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radiogurl - 2004-11-17 01:25:40
LOL! Kamikaze birds! No, officer, I promise you, I wasn't aiming for them; I just took out my handy-dandy slingshot and the birds came out of nowhere, flying right in front of all of those rocks!
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nancy - 2004-11-17 05:46:16
theres a tree at the local bar thats named bird poop tree, and its always the last spot taken in the parking lot.....
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Summer Gale - 2004-11-17 12:56:35
I'll be bringing my car over right away so he can have even more joy!
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Mary - 2004-11-17 18:20:24
There are certain parking sports in my apt complex's parking lot that I carefully avoid... if it is not bird doo it is leaf sap. Yuck!
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Doc - 2004-11-18 21:02:48
That's the funniest Sunnflower entry, I've ever read. (I mean, it would be funny if it didn't happen to you).
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Saikai - 2004-11-19 22:31:29
Haha quite an amusing story.
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