Comments to Alice in Suburbia:

sham - 2003-08-23 19:49:25
Your house elves are less than helpful as well? Mine usually just steal my keys and bury any loose change down the back of the sofa. You're probably better off without them you know.
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Christopher - 2003-08-24 00:14:31
No house elves also means no House Gremlins, their natural preditor. Gremlins make an ungodly mess and smear their poo around like betty already's kids. Very nasty. Count your blessings.
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katie d - 2003-08-31 15:56:00
I feel compelled to point out that house elves do not actually exist; there is no one faction of elves dedicated to the keeping of humans' houses. If you *did* have elves, they would be simply helpful (sometimes) elves. What you probably do have is brownies. And BROWNIES are a pita. Trust me. I am sorry to hear about the camera. :( The entry was hilarious, though, especially having recently experienced much of it myself and finding it sooo true. Welcome back. :) kd
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